The first memecoin that's going to make Mars great again! Join the mission to the red planet.
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Because Earth is for losers, and the Moon is so 1969. We're going to Mars, folks!
We have the best token. Everyone says so. It's going to be tremendous, believe me. Other tokens? Total disasters. Sad!
We're going to build a beautiful Martian resort. Very classy. And guess what? The Martians are going to pay for it!
Our blockchain uses advanced covfefe technology. It's revolutionary. Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative!
"I invested my life savings in TrumpMars and now I live in a cardboard box. But it's the nicest cardboard box on the street. Very luxurious!"
- Diamond Hands Dave
"My wife said it was either her or TrumpMars. I miss her sometimes, but my TrumpMars keeps me warm at night."
- Crypto Chad
"I bought TrumpMars and the next day my boss fired me. Coincidence? No, he was jealous of my future Martian mansion!"
- Rocket Rachel
"My cat bought TrumpMars while walking across my keyboard. Now he has more money than me. I call him 'Chairman Meow'."
- Feline Financial Advisor
TrumpMars is not just another memecoin. It's a movement to colonize the crypto universe and beyond!
We're building the biggest, most beautiful rocket to take $TRUMPMARS holders to the red planet. First class only, no economy seats!
Our tokenomics are designed to make your portfolio great again with massive potential returns. We have the best gains. Nobody has better gains than us.
Join thousands of believers who know that Mars is the next frontier for memecoins. Our rallies have the biggest crowds. Tremendous crowds!
The best tokenomics. Simply the best. Everyone says so. We wrote the book on tokenomics, actually we wrote many books. All bestsellers!
Total Supply (That's a lot of zeros, folks!)
Token Symbol (The best symbol, believe me)
Getting your hands on $TRUMPMARS is easy. So easy. The easiest thing you'll ever do. Follow these simple steps:
Download MetaMask or your preferred wallet. It's like a digital wallet, but without the leather and old receipts. Much cleaner!
Buy ETH from an exchange. It's like buying regular money, but more volatile and with cooler logos. We love volatility, don't we folks?
Go to Uniswap and connect your wallet. It's like connecting two cans with a string, except it costs $50 in gas fees. Technology!
Enter the amount of ETH you want to swap. The more the better! We like big numbers. The biggest. Then hit swap and prepare for liftoff!
People ask us questions all the time. The best questions. Here are some of them.
Our journey to Mars is planned with precision. The most precise planning you've ever seen. Here's our tremendous roadmap: